There is a point where you realise that no matter what kind of exercise you do, no matter what kind of diet you choose (which really would be to do detriment of your breast-fed baby), no matter how much time passes, you will not fit into your old jeans. The hip bones have swung wide open like the doors of a department store during end-of-financial-year-sales. So good-bye skinny Cheap Monday jeans of those free-wheeling adolescent days, hello...mum jeans?
Please, if you know a brand that does good stylish jeans that aren't mum jeans, for the love of God tell me. I sold my Cheap Mondays on ebay to some skinny young thing who is yet to have children.